The Odd Couple by Gnarls Barkley

The Odd Couple

Does this music suck?

Yes.

Why does it suck?

Because people think that adding some jazz loops and some sparsely pseudo intelligent lyrics make a hip hop album “fresh and different”.

Real life examples:

(Homeless guy at bus stop standing next to me.)

Homeless “Stan”: “Hey. Hey. Hey. You like Radiohead?”

Bill: “Umm sure.”

Homeless Stan: “Yeah. They sound good right. (Grabs his balls for some reason) Anways, I wuz walking down near the docks listening to radiohead coming out of this building right?”

Bill: “Right.”

Homeless Stan: “And out of nowhere this fucking guy. Fuck this guy. This guy throws a slurpee at my back. Cherry crap all over the fucking place. “

Bill: “Ok.”

Homeless Stan: “He just tossed it at me for no reason. None. That fuck! Anyway guess what?”

Bill: “What?”

Homeless Stan: “Radiohead sucks.”

(He then punched me in the stomach and ran off cackling.)

This probably taught you all a lesson about experimenting. It never works, unless you resemble Mike Patton.

The end.

-Bill

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